Anonymous
7th February 2005, 13:48
40 degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe.
35 degrees-Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.
15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming.
Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Scotland have the last bbq before it gets cold.
10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist. People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
20 degrees below zero-Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland pull down their earflaps.
173 degrees below zero-Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.
297 degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 degrees below zero-ALL atomic motion stops. People in Scotland start saying "chilly, you cauld an aw?"
500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over. SCOTTISH PEOPLE SUPPORT ENGLAND IN THE WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
35 degrees-Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.
15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming.
Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Scotland have the last bbq before it gets cold.
10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist. People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
20 degrees below zero-Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland pull down their earflaps.
173 degrees below zero-Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.
297 degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 degrees below zero-ALL atomic motion stops. People in Scotland start saying "chilly, you cauld an aw?"
500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over. SCOTTISH PEOPLE SUPPORT ENGLAND IN THE WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!